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Bro Code

Ari: I guess the bro code’s out the window when you’re fucking someone’s wife.

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Gold vs Wolf

Ari: She gets to hang with the wolf man. Provided he keeps his shirt on. He has four percent body fat, daddy has five. Tell mommy, Daddy’s been working out.

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Depends

(Ari asks Babs for 11 million dollars to repay his wife) Barbara: Cash flow is not ideal right now. Ari: Then float me, you probably have enough in your Depends.

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Grill master

Ari: Yo, grill master. Are you in my house? I’ve got a new show for you. It’s called ‘Boy Meets Husband Who Kills Him!’ Mrs. Ari: Ari! Bobby: I’m not hiding, Ari. Ari: Well you should.

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Special Johnny

Ari: Vince Chase wants this for his brother Johnny. Now we all know that Johnny Chase may have limited talent. But, like a child with special needs, a real family member will stand by his side. A real...

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Motivate the Losers!

Ari: I don’t want to bring your energy down so go and tell my people what it’s like to control 350 pound men who are usually carrying firearms. Motivate my losers!

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Ari’s Gay Son

Lloyd: I’m family too, aren’t I? Ari: You’ll always be the gay son I never wanted – yes Lloyd.

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It’s Your Turn Now, Lloyd

Lloyd: How? You are my inspiration, Ari. I’m still learning to be more like you. Ari: No, you’re not like me and you don’t want to be. You’re fair and honest and you don’t like women.

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Anger Meds

Therapist: Why did you stop taking the anger meds? Ari: I didn’t think they were working. [smashes a picture of her cat] Ari: I’m okay to continue.

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Don’t Go Over

Ari: I gave you a hundred million dollars. You’re 15 million over. You AGREED to not go over. Vince: Because you said I couldn’t direct unless we agreed. Drama: It’s like when a girls asks you if you...

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